1. You can climb into the crib, but you cannot climb out. You have demonstrated this fact about 146 times over the past week. You climb in, realize you're stuck, and then either freak out or throw yourself headfirst out of the crib and land on your head. This? Is a bad idea. Quit it.
2. I like your kisses, but in general, kisses shouldn't involve teeth. You cannot ask for a kiss and then bite me. This game is only fun for the biter, not the bitee.
3. Luke is bigger than you. Not by much, but by enough that you cannot physically overpower him. So it is not a good idea to wrestle, tackle, or sit on him. He will retaliate. He might not retaliate right away, but he is wily and when you're least expecting it, he will take you down.
4. The cats have claws. Therefore, getting in their faces, grabbing their fur, and making kissy faces at them is not appropriate. They don't get that you're trying to communicate love. They think you're trying to eat them. This is why you have been clawed six times TODAY. Again, quit it.
5. The dog is gross. Do not lick him.
6. Biting a grape in half doesn't turn it into a hat. It just gets grape juice in your hair.
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