Conversation with odious cashier today:
Him: You're ready to pop anytime, huh?
Me: Not for another two months.
Him, leaning over, staring at my belly, and bugging out his eyes: Two more MONTHS?!
Me: Yeah...
Him: Do you have twins in there?!
Me: ...No...
Him: Damn! Well, that'll be a...healthy...baby!
Because a "Thank you, have a nice day," wouldn't have sufficed?
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Anisha, you need to come up with some terrific answer to give - like you are having the first of __________; a scientifc experiment; government secret........ just sayin' you could have some fun with this - you know they would believe it.....
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