Weston: I'm hungry.
Me: Want a banana?
Weston: Apple slices.
Me: You've eaten all the apples. How about a banana?
Weston: How about grapes?
Me: We have no grapes. We have a banana.
Weston: Blueberries!
Me: The blueberries will arrive tomorrow. For now, we have a banana.
Weston: Hm. Ooh, I see a banana! I will eat that banana!
Lessons from a two-year-old: always maintain the illusion of being in full control of your own destiny.
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