Waking up at 4 am on a Saturday is...annoying. You know what's more annoying though?
-Waking up at 4 am on a Saturday and not being able to go back to sleep because you're starving to death.
-Or because the eight-hundred stretchmarks on your belly WONT STOP ITCHING.
-Or because your husband and your dog have decided to snore in rhythm.
-Or because The Bug has picked up on that rhythm and is kicking along with it.
-Or because the DARN CATS will NOT stop crashing around in the living room.
But while all of that is annoying to the extreme, none of it is as bad as waking up at 4 am on a Saturday, not being able to go back to sleep, eating a snack, rubbing lotion on the stretchmarks, giving the cats the death glare, going back to bed and realizing that the snoring has stopped (whoo!), lying back down, and finally, finally, FINALLY going back to sleep, only to have your alarm start ringing 15 minutes later.
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